And so friends it has been about a month since my last update, figured it was time to get the last of the kill shots up in case anyone missed the thousands of death poses out there for these mobs. So without further adieu here are the final two bananas from Ulduar about 3 weeks past when we should have killed them but hey everyone has a right to not raid so they can wash their hair, am I right or what?

General actually died 2 weeks ago but I was under the illusion that a new death would cause people to log in. HAW joke is on me.




Yogg was a learning curve for some. I mean it appears it was so darn hard to avoid the giant fucking green gas clouds because they wanted to shove moonbeams up the adds ass. Right Miseriaeve ?



Also in the News!

If you apply to a guild to raid please be sure you are geared for their targets. There has been a recent surge of folks applying who are still in blue gear...



Boobies are still the height of fashion



Schroo discussions his love life



Termite is apprently still crushed that Schatt left him



What makes Satrina such a unique tank ?



Ruffle needs a break he said... I wonder why ?

Inquiring minds have asked and yes we are still alive! Ulduar has been released and after the initial week of lag-fest zone orgasms we have finally been able to knock out a few bosses. Now if only we can get our DPS and Healers to agree on which night to all show up we can get some shit done. In the mean time here are a few of our kill shots so far.

We zoned in and decided to just knock out bosses and worry about achievements later. Low and behold we one shot Flame Leviathan! And I forgot to get a kill shot, sue me.



Razorscale took us an attempt to get used to then he dropped like quicker than Fell knocks back her first few beers.



Ignis now he was a cock at first. Seems people got to used too easy mode naxx and were trying to afk there way through this fight. After verbaly abusing people to get there heads out of there collective asses we slapped him down.



It was a pleasure to kill this obnoxious screaming child! We just channeled the rage we all feel when seeing some little monster in any public setting and went at him with a vengeance.



For what ever reason this boss also started giving us a hard time. It was a combination attention problem and fat fingers. We soon got it right and now he is but a speed bump.



As the picture shows I clearly soloed this bitch.

Just kidding. She did however give our healers fits until they got there act together we were at the mercy of the crazy cat lady.



Thorim, what can I say we came we saw we kicked his ass.... eventually



Freya is a clear example of someone having to much weed. No wonder Neo seems to like her so much. Kind of reminded me of Granny however.



Mimiron was by far one of the more enjoyable fights I have seen to date. It is to bad it took us 3 days to get the execution down. Combin that with spotty attendance and this is to date how far we have gotten in Ulduar


MISSING PERSON ALERT

This was the last time anyone had seen Alex. If anyone should happen to have information on his whereabouts please speak to Bigbaby ingame.

Tunaktunak's eclectic movie taste


Fitting in just fine

It took Gorgun all of one night to fit in to the Clowns.

Yup, here we are in Northrend. Clowns hit 80 a few days afer release, Naxx-10 cleared not long after that. Kicked into the 25 man content well ahead of schedule.



We cleared all the other crap, too.

Words of wisdom


Satrina, accidentally leet

So, patch 3.0 is here along with the content nerfs in raid instances. We were expecting it to be easier. We weren't expeciting el oh el. Last night, we failed on Kalecgos a couple of times because we were dps'ing TOO FAST.

Like most guilds, we'd been dutifully beating away on Brutallus, taking our lumps and getting a bit closer every time. We sidled up to him last night and began. Gaug managed to die, get a combat res, then die again. Satrina then tanked Brutallus from 35% to zero, strafing to spread the meteor slash around.

...

Well, here's the killshot. It almost feels like we cheated, though!



Kinaya, mistress of the raid


CoF branching in new directions?


Up to the minute, relevant political commentary.

Well, we managed to not get our first kill shot of Illidan (or any subsequent kill for that matter), but we have indeed been busy in the Sunwell. Fighting against healer union strikes and undergeared recruits, we've been banging away on Kalecgos whenever we can.

Maybe call it motivation to get something done before Blizzard nerfs Sunwell. Or maybe call it the strat just gelling in everyone's head all at once. Like Jell-o. Tasty Jell-o.



You don't see this in BT anymore:

It's like a pack of nerds fighting over a bunch of pixels. Hey...

On to Brutallus, who has had his first chances to anally plunder us. I am pretty sure that just before I died on the last attempt he whispered you bleed all sexy.

If that's wrong, I don't want to be right.


Kinaya, getting her priorities straight.


That's all for now!

It's done. Mochiko travels to somewhere for work, and again, a major boss dies. After a slow start Monday evening, we pulled it together around 2230 and put him down for the week. Loot was had, and it was good.

So I can't seem to log into the FTP server with my awful hotel connection, so yeah. Wall of text update. Sorry ><

Sunwell awaits.

-m

-mochiko

Its been awhile since our last update, but we have a long standing tradition here. When the GM is on a business trip, we kill shit.

Sadly, however, then I can't update. So yeah, Reliquary died, and I do have a screencap somewhere, but who cares. Mother died as well.

Two to go.

ta~
mochiko